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Fox 5 News at 11

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00:15:00

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Annapolis, MD, USA

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Channel 77 (543 MHz)

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mpeg2video

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ac3

PIXEL WIDTH
528

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480

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New York 3, Alaska 2, Seth Meyers 2, Denny 1, Colin Mckesney 1, Denny 's 1, Pancakes 1, Emphysema 1, Al 1, Egis 1, Mike 1, Obama 1, Island 1, North Carolina 1, Us 1, America 1, Dillingham 1, Buick Riviera 1, Abe Lincoln 1,
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    September 30, 2012
    12:00 - 12:15am EDT  

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[ laughter ] >> where is this whale? [ laughter ] >> there is no whale! >> okay. well, it looks like i'm not going to get a straight answer from colin mckesney, who's going to have to mccatch me later. okay. now on to our ongoing segment, "here are the jobs" where we focus on where the jobs are at here in america. first up, from new york, the honorable mayor, michael bloomberg. >> it's a pleasure to be here, reverend. >> honorable mayor, the pleasure is all about mine own, to honor with you. tell us where these jobs are in new york. >> al, this is a vibrant city full of opportunity. and i'm here to encourage all your viewers to go to nyc.gov and look at the employment listings we have right now. here, i'll show you. mta seeks subway tunnel exterminator to eliminate bat colonies and rat kings. [ laughter ] >> well, there's one job right
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there. >> there are hundreds more. >> oh, well, thank you very much, honorable mayor. okay, let's go to dillingham, alaska, to talk to peter who works at a salmon canary. peter, do these salmon canaries have fins or wings? >> i work at a salmon cannery. [ laughter ] >> and what kind of jobs are up there? >> well, we need fish cleaners. you know, people who take out the bones and gut the fish. it's hard work, but it pays well, and we have, i think, 12 positions open now. >> hold up. so you're telling me that you've got 12 good jobs taking the bones and feathers off of salmon canaries? and these republicans are still talking about how unemployment is so bad? i tell you what. i'm going to take one of those jobs myself. how do i get up there? >> well, al, we're over 4,000 miles away. >> hey, i drive a 1991 buick
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riviera. [ laughter ] i can fit six people in the back seat. we all coming to get those jobs. >> okay. wait, so you're going to drive to dillingham, alaska, to can fish? >> oh, absolutely. all i do is play draw something and sample olive oil relaxants at the barber shop. [ laughter ] republicans are supporting millionaires on wall street while talking about doom and gloom in the job market. it's like they're smoking the mirror. excuse me, it's like they're putting smoke into a mirror because in the mirror, our country, he's got emphysema. because that's bad. talk to you. [ cheers and applause ] yeah!!! whoa!!!! yeah!!! [ smooching ] [ growling ]
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♪ so you're going to give me all that for this last diet mountain dew? yeah, i just love the taste of diet dew. nah, i'm good. [ male announcer ] diet mountain dew. yeah, it tastes that good. what about an island? [ hero ] nope. blank check? [ hero ] nah. but i'm mark cuban. blank check? denny's everyday value slam egis four dollars every day. wait, is that right? eggs, bacon, pancakes. yeah. that's right. the four dollar everyday value slam. only four dollars every day. only at denny's.
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♪ ♪ this may this may be the last time ♪ ♪ oh, this may this may be the last time ♪ ♪ oh, this may this may be the last time ♪ ♪ may be the last time i don't know ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ well i've told you once and i've told you twice but you
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never listened to my advice ♪ ♪ you don't try very hard to please me with what you know it should be easy ♪ ♪ well this could be the last time this could be the last time ♪ ♪ may be the last time i don't know oh no oh no ♪ ♪ well i'm sorry girl but i came to say it feels like i'm due today ♪ there's too much pain there's too much sorrow i guess i'll feel the same tomorrow ♪ ♪ well this could be the last
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time this could be the last time ♪ ♪ may be the last time i don't know oh no ♪ oh no ♪ ♪ ♪ well this could be the last time this could be the last time ♪ ♪ may be the last time i don't know oh no oh no ♪ ♪ well i've told you once and i've told you twice that you're going to take my advice ♪
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♪ well here's a chance to change your mind 'cause i'll be gone a long long time ♪ ♪ well this could be the last time this could be the last time ♪ ♪ may be the last time i don't know oh no ♪ ♪ the last time baby the last time see you no more the last time ♪ ♪ yeah, last time baby the last time see you no more the last time ♪ see you no more the last time ♪ ♪ baby not no more the last time yeah not no more the last time ♪ ♪ not no more the last time not
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no more the last time ♪ yeah oh yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> arcade fire, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] [ train whistle blows ]
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"weekend update with seth meyers." [ cheers and applause ] good evening, i'm seth meyers. here are tonight's top stories. facebook on friday went public making the company worth an estimated $104 billion, though i don't know if you can really put a price tag on watching your high school friends slowly get fatter. [ laughter ] "newsweek" magazine this week featured president obama on the cover with the headline "the first gay president." look, it doesn't mean he's gay just because he's in good shape and goes to a lot of parties and spends money freely and travels constantly and has a rose garden -- oh, my god, he's gay. [ laughter ]
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new york mayor mike bloomberg on sunday gave the commencement speech at the university of north carolina and criticized the state's same-sex marriage ban, and nothing forces southerners to rethink their ways like criticism from a jewish new yorker. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to insiders, a group of wealthy republicans are working on a new super pac campaign that would use a "extremely literate conservative african-american to attack president obama." the group did have someone in mind, but had to start their search over when they found out carlton banks was fictional. [ laughter ] it would have been perfect. it would have been perfect. the new republican super pac campaign would also attack president obama for what they claim was falsely presenting himself to the country as a metrosexual black abe lincoln. which they must be basing on his preferred campaigning attire. [ laughter ]